Funny Author Gifts from Friends and Family - 'Caution: I'm A Retired Author...' Heart Ornament for Christmas, Author, Writer, Book Lover

Attention all book lovers and author enthusiasts!

Are you looking for a unique gift for the retired author in your life? Look no further! This heart-shaped ornament features a quote that's sure to make them smile: 'Caution: I'm A Retired Author. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!'

A special author's heart, crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, is vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation for long-lasting designs. The lightweight and resistant design makes it perfect for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord for easy hanging is the perfect touch for stress-free decorating. This heart ornament is a thoughtful gift for authors who love to share their stories and connect with others.

Whether you're looking for a Christmas gift for the author in your life or a birthday present for a special someone, this heart-shaped ornament is a thoughtful and unique choice. It's a reminder that authors have a treasure trove of stories to share, and it's up to us to listen and cherish every word. So, don't wait – get this heartwarming ornament and let the author in your life know how much you appreciate their work. Don't miss out and spread the joy of storytelling!

• Handcrafted with love, this heart ornament is made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs.
• Vibrantly printed with a funny quote that's sure to bring a smile to any author's face, this ornament is a great way to show off your love for reading and writing.
• Lightweight and resistant to breaking, this heart ornament is perfect for households with children or pets.
• Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, this ornament is perfect for stress-free decorating.
• Don't miss out and get ready to make some unforgettable memories with the author in your life - a thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers!